What’s Cake and Cunnilingus Day

I write this piece entirely from a lady’s perspective. Ladies, we all deserve our fair share of a steamy sexual day, all to ourselves, right?

That’s why Cake and Cunnilingus Day is here with us. What day is that again?” I’m guessing that’s what you’re wondering.

How and Why Did It Come About?

Valentine’s day has been overly commercialized and overrated.

Doesn’t really appeal to most of us anyway. The boys got tired of dishing money for:

Flowers, Chocolates, Teddy Bears, Carrying Hearts, Exquisite Dinners, and the list goes on!

An all this for the special ladies in their lives.

Steak and Blow Job Day was the answer to this. A break from Valentine's Day. So, ladies had to play along and give the men what they deserve.

Now, where did this leave all the pretty girls who deserved a pleasurable day of pure fun all to themselves? The Cake and Cunnilingus Day came along was the ladies’ payback to the men’s Steak and Blow Job Day.

It’s That One Special Day

This happens exactly a month after March 14. They say that you can’t have your cake and eat it at the same time. Not exactly so on the Cake and Cunnilingus Day. You get to have cake, eat it and get eaten too.

Simply put, it’s not a night for fancy dinners or flowers. It’s just about you, the cake and getting eaten out.

The Cake and Cunnilingus Day happens every 14th April, one among the many of the fiery and passionate days of the calendar namely:

• Valentine’s Day - We all know it, right? (February 14th)
• Steak and Blowjob Day - March 14th
• Cake and Cunnilingus Day - April 14th
• Absinthe and Anal Day - June 14
• Biscuits and Bondage Day - July 15
• Fruit and Figging Day - August 15
• Pastries and Pegging Day - September 15
• Candy and CBT Day - It is clear, right (October 31st)

and the list goes on...

Men, Want to Surprise Your Woman?

For every guy who wants to give his lady a special treat on this day, surprise her with something that will simply melt her heart.

Try out this rich cake recipe:

Chocolate Better Than Sex Cake Recipe

• 1 chocolate mud cake, baked, 13x9x2-inch
• 3/4 cup fudge topping
• 3/4 cup caramel or butterscotch topping
• 3/4 cup sweetened condensed milk
• 6 chocolate covered toffee bars
• 1 tub of whipped topping prepared with milk

Preparation

After the cake has cooled, Using a large fork or the handle of a wooden spoon, make holes on the whole of the top surface of the cake. Do this after the cake has cooled while still in the pan.

Pour (alternating) butterscotch, condensed milk, and fudge, over the top of the cake and allow for each flavor to immerse in before adding the next.

Grind 3 of the candy bars and sprinkle on the top. Frost the cake with the whipped topping and crush the three remaining toffee bars to decorate the top.

Have fun this Cake and Cunnilingus Day!

Related terms:

• Dry Humping
• Felching
• Steak and Blow Job Day