When most men are alone and feeling horny, they masturbate. While this is never as good as full sex, it relieves the urge delivers an enormous feeling of relaxation. But after a while, jerking off can become a little monotonous and predictable.
You are, after all, using your own hand to pleasure yourself — and that’s never as nice as having someone do it for you. For those times when help isn’t at hand, a growing number of men are using a homemade pocket pussy for the job.
Made with various materials to look and feel like a real pussy, this clever contraption delivers a sensuous and exciting feeling. But most importantly, it makes masturbation more rewarding, as it feels like someone else is making you climax.
Buying a homemade pocket pussy from the Internet or at your local sex store can be expensive. Thankfully, you don’t need to break the bank to enjoy the thrill of masturbating with a fake pussy. With just a few items you may already have lying around your home, you can make your very own homemade version in seconds.
It may not look as pretty, but it feels just as good as something made in a factory.
An expert tip before you start: These different types of homemade pocket pussies require a latex glove.
If you’re well-endowed, you may struggle to fully penetrate the glove — and the resulting tears may end up causing a lot of mess. Instead, use a dentist’s glove which is a little bigger. Alternatively, an XL condom should work perfectly well.
For this very straightforward design, all you will need is a hand towel, a latex glove and a rubber band. Fold the towel into a narrow tube, and place the latex glove over it so the cuff hangs over the end.
Fold the towel over the glove, then stretch the cuff of the glove over the towel and fix it into place with the rubber band. You should now have a tight, rubber hole. Soak it in lube, and enjoy yourself!
This is very similar to the towel pocket pussy, but your role the towel instead of folding it. This design has a different shape, so it feels very different on the penis. Experiment with both versions until you find the one that works for you.
You don’t need to worry about getting hold of different items, as this version uses a latex glove, a towel and a rubber band as well.
Keep in mind: If you want to create a hole that is the perfect size for your penis, roll the towel around a tube of toothpaste to keep the hole at the desired diameter.
Start your rolled towel pocket pussy by placing the toothpaste tube inside the glove. Place the tube at one end of a once-folded towel. Roll the towel around the toothpaste tool and glove twice, then start wrapping the cuff of the glove around the edge of the towel to hold it in place.
Continue rolling until all of the towel is wrapped around the toothpaste tube. Pull out the tube, and wrap an elastic band around each end to keep the towel from unfurling. Lube up, and enjoy!
This is a little easier to prepare than a pocket pussy made with a towel. All you will need is a few pairs of socks, a latex glove and two rubber bands.
Stack two pairs of socks, and place a latex glove between them — with the cuff hanging out by one to two inches. Slip the cuff of the glove over the socks, and create a sock and glove sandwich with another pair of socks.
Tie the socks at both ends with rubber bands, and you’re ready to mastubate.
Want to know the best part? This takes just seconds, and you can keep everything you need in your sock drawer.
Simple and cheap, this is a great disposable pocket pussy that takes just seconds to put together. Pull out the cardboard tube from the toilet paper.
Wrap the glove over the toilet roll and pull the cuff around. Squirt a little tube into the hole, and enjoy yourself! This should give you the perfect combination of girth and softness for masurbating fun.
There is a strong chance you will need to buy a few items before attempting to make the sponge masturbator, so plan a trip to the shop beforehand. You will need a tube of Pringles, two to four small sponges — the softer the better. As always, you will need a latex glove.
The first thing you should do is eat the Pringles, as they definitely won’t be needed for the sponge mastubator. Place two sponges at the bottom of the tube, but try to keep them to the sides with a small gap between them. Take another two sponges and place a latex glove between them.
Then simply squeeze the second two sponges into the top of the can. Wrap the cuffs of the glove around the tube opening, and get the lube ready. Keep in mind: the bigger the sponges, the smaller the opening will be.
If you were to buy a real pocket pussy in a store, you’d be paying around $50. However, the most you will pay to make your own will only ever be $3 or $4. And if you make the sponge mastubator, you get lunch included too! For sheer excitement and versatility, the sponge version is perhaps the best. You can change the thickness of sponges you use to create very different sensations. And the tube gives you something to really hold onto.
If you need something in a hurry, raid your sock drawer, and you could be pleasuring yourself within a minute or so. Getting the size right is pretty awkward at first, but once you have, it delivers a fantastic experience.
Of course, a factory-made pocket pussy will usually deliver a much better sensation, as it is made with plastics and rubber compounds that are designed to real like real human flesh. But if you’re strapped for cash, or you’re impatient to lube up and get started, these homemade versions offer everything you need.
Remember: you probably not going to create the perfect pussy straight away. Depending on the size and shape of your penis, and your personal preferences, you may need to experiment a little before hitting the jackpot.
Try different types and sizes of glove, towel and sock to work out what the best combination is for you. Once you’ve cracked it, you’ll be able to crack one out whenever you feel like it!